Well poopsticks!
May. 7th, 2008 06:55 pmMy boys called me at work to tell me that Chaucie chewed up a pair of my shoes. :-(
Luckily, they were: a) flip-flops (albeit my *favorite* pair); b) inexpensive, since I don't own a pair of shoes worth more than $25; and, c) not my fake-Vans, cause I *love* those shoes. Still, between that, general PMS and the cat waking me up this morning by vomiting on me, it has not been the best Thursday on the books!
I think I'll have a glass of vino with the tortellini tonight... maybe more than one. Which makes me wonder, can you get arrested for walking the dog while under the influence? Would it be a WDUI? Or maybe a WUI? Probably just a plain ol' "drunk in public" charge, and how boring would that be?
Luckily, they were: a) flip-flops (albeit my *favorite* pair); b) inexpensive, since I don't own a pair of shoes worth more than $25; and, c) not my fake-Vans, cause I *love* those shoes. Still, between that, general PMS and the cat waking me up this morning by vomiting on me, it has not been the best Thursday on the books!
I think I'll have a glass of vino with the tortellini tonight... maybe more than one. Which makes me wonder, can you get arrested for walking the dog while under the influence? Would it be a WDUI? Or maybe a WUI? Probably just a plain ol' "drunk in public" charge, and how boring would that be?